STEP ONE: BOIL SOME WATER (preferably in pots bigger than I own). ADD the HOT WATER TO THE KITCHEN SINK WHICH IS FILLED WITH HALF COLD WATER...

STEP TWO: ADD H2 (smallest child should be added first), LATHER and RINSE...

STEP THREE: DRAIN SINK AND ADD MORE BOILED WATER...

STEP FOUR: ADD H1 (very carefully wash that bigger child), LATHER and RINSE...

TA- DA!!! YOU SHOULD HAVE CLEAN CHILDREN.

THIS METHOD ALSO WORKS FOR WASHING DISHES AND MOPPING THE FLOOR. HOWEVER PLEASE USE COMET CLEANER IN BETWEEN EACH USE. OTHERWISE THAT IS JUST PLAIN YUCK.